It all happened so fast. They're dropping like flies. One minute we're all walking down Venice Beach, drinking beers, talking to girls and the next, they're walking down the isle and changing diapers. I NEED NEW FRIENDS. Short notice Vegas trips? Play Guitar Hero on hard? Poker anyone? Hey, Do you want to go to the Rock the Bells show? Do you know what time the Laker game starts? Are you going to hoop today? Is it 4:20 yet? Let's go get a drink? Wow! Did you see (insert whatever great movie(s) is out at the time)? We're having a Bar-B-Q, can you come? Do you think the gov't is systematically destroying every freedom in this country, to prepare us for life comparable to the book "1985?" Are you a Republican? If you answered "yes" to most of these questions (hint: There is a trick question somewhere in the list), you should be one of my new friends.